I was in Canada last week. I love the Canadians. They are warm and friendly.
I entered the border crossing plaza and handed the officer my passport. He asked me a few questions about why I was there, checked out the temporary registration on my vehicle, and welcomed me to Canada.
Now let’s talk about the return to my own country! I entered the border crossing plaza and handed the officer my passport. I was interrogated – for what seemed like an hour (okay it was ten minutes); as if I was some sort of a criminal.
What am I transporting in the car?
My clothes and a laptop.Am I carrying firearms?
No.Am I carrying ammunition?
No.Did anyone give me firearms?
No.Where is my license plate?
Just registered the car; it has a temporary plate.Why?
It was purchased out of state.Am I carrying drugs?
What!!!? No.Where am I going?
Home to CTAm I driving all the way through?
No planning on finding a place to sleep soon.Where did I stop tonight?
To take a leak. (I was started getting to get – no pun intended – pissed at this guy)Where?
Some travel plaza about an hour backGo ahead! (he hands me back my documents)
Thanks for doing such a thorough job. (I think he wanted to arrest me with that comment)
The whole time I was having flashbacks of when mom was trying to catch me in a lie; or when the boss called me into an office to talk to my work. Okay it’s 11:00 at night and a guy with a propeller on his head in a car with a temporary registration is crossing the border. I guess that screams trouble???
But I found it odd how welcoming the Canadian Officer was and how abrasive my fellow American acted towards me. It was like good cop-bad cop or good boss-bad boss.
But then again, maybe his supervisor was watching? Maybe he had a fight with his wife/partner that night? Maybe he had a headache? Maybe he was doing his job? Maybe he was having fun and gets his kicks being abrasive? Maybe this type of stuff shouldn’t bother us? Maybe he had other motivations?
Maybe we should all look at the tone we use to communicate with one another?
Did I say I love the Canadians?
I was in Canada last week. I love the Canadians. They are warm and friendly.
I entered the border crossing plaza and handed the officer my passport. He asked me a few questions about why I was there, checked out the temporary registration on my vehicle, and welcomed me to Canada.
Now let’s talk about the return to my own country! I entered the border crossing plaza and handed the officer my passport. I was interrogated – for what seemed like an hour (okay it was ten minutes); as if I was some sort of a criminal.
What am I transporting in the car?
My clothes and a laptop.Am I carrying firearms?
No.Am I carrying ammunition?
No.Did anyone give me firearms?
No.Where is my license plate?
Just registered the car; it has a temporary plate.Why?
It was purchased out of state.Am I carrying drugs?
What!!!? No.
Where am I going?
Home to CT
Am I driving all the way through?
No planning on finding a place to sleep soon.Where did I stop tonight?
To take a leak. (I was started getting to get – no pun intended – pissed at this guy)Where?
Some travel plaza about an hour backGo ahead! (he hands me back my documents)
Thanks for doing such a thorough job. (I think he wanted to arrest me with that comment)
The whole time I was having flashbacks of when mom was trying to catch me in a lie; or when the boss called me into an office to talk to my work. Okay it’s 11:00 at night and a guy with a propeller on his head in a car with a temporary registration is crossing the border. I guess that screams trouble???
But I found it odd how welcoming the Canadian Officer was and how abrasive my fellow American acted towards me. It was like good cop-bad cop or good boss-bad boss.
But then again, maybe his supervisor was watching? Maybe he had a fight with his wife/partner that night? Maybe he had a headache? Maybe he was doing his job? Maybe he was having fun and gets his kicks being abrasive? Maybe this type of stuff shouldn’t bother us? Maybe he had other motivations?
Maybe we should all look at the tone we use to communicate with one another?
Did I say I love the Canadians?
The Nebraska Recreation and Park Association took a Recess the other day – a fun and humorous Recess from the way too many people and organizations think.
The purpose of my Recess: It’s Not Just For Kids presentation was to overcome challenges and identify new programming opportunities for Recreation and Park Services. During our time together there was one rule……….They were not allowed to use the words But, The Problem Is, You Don’t Understand, That Won’t Work, or anything similar.
Based on the feedback I received afterwards they had a heck of a lot of fun and appeared motivated to leave their conference and explore new programming opportunities.
Well that evening the tables were turned when I joined them for the Pub Crawl. I was put in a position where I was not allowed to say But, however they got the opportunity to play with my BUTT!
Things got a little crazy at Wanda’s Bar in Hastings, NE and a game of Butt Darts commenced. Now if you’re not familiar with this game you give yourself a wedgie (in your pants), stick a quarter in the crack, and then tighten that quarter in your crack. Once you have enjoyed that experience, you position yourself over a glass and the goal is to drop the quarter into the glass.
I was watching the fun. It was quite humorous – especially watching the woman who weighed all of forty pounds and had no butt. All I kept thinking about was what a great humorous story this is going to be for a future presentation.
While I was thinking of material, they started chanting my name. Rich. Rich. Rich.
Now I could have made excuses, BUT………………. We’re not allowed to use those words. And since I’m always willing to try something new…………………………….
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The Nebraska Recreation and Park Association took a Recess the other day – a fun and humorous Recess from the way too many people and organizations think.
The purpose of my Recess: It’s Not Just For Kids presentation was to overcome challenges and identify new programming opportunities for Recreation and Park Services. During our time together there was one rule……….They were not allowed to use the words But, The Problem Is, You Don’t Understand, That Won’t Work, or anything similar.
Based on the feedback I received afterwards they had a heck of a lot of fun and appeared motivated to leave their conference and explore new programming opportunities.
Well that evening the tables were turned when I joined them for the Pub Crawl. I was put in a position where I was not allowed to say But, however they got the opportunity to play with my BUTT!
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Things got a little crazy at Wanda’s Bar in Hastings, NE and a game of Butt Darts commenced. Now if you’re not familiar with this game you give yourself a wedgie (in your pants), stick a quarter in the crack, and then tighten that quarter in your crack. Once you have enjoyed that experience, you position yourself over a glass and the goal is to drop the quarter into the glass.
I was watching the fun. It was quite humorous – especially watching the woman who weighed all of forty pounds and had no butt. All I kept thinking about was what a great humorous story this is going to be for a future presentation.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring video While I was thinking of material, they started chanting my name. Rich. Rich. Rich.
Now I could have made excuses, BUT………………. We’re not allowed to use those words. And since I’m always willing to try something new…………………………….
Two rounds later, I guess you could call it the “elimination” round, guess whose virgin butt was the NeRPA Butt Darts Champion!
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So much for making that connection. Good thing I have music and a book I commented to the woman next to me.
A doctor moved to the back of the plane. Within 10 minutes we were rapidly descending into Buffalo, NY. Ironically, I will be there Tuesday night. Taxiing at the speed of sound it was like a scene out of one of those Airport or Airplane movies of the 70′s and 80′s. Northwest Airlines Flight 259 now arriving Gate 8, Gate 9, Gate 10, Gate 23, 24, 25,26. RTO, that one was for you!!!!
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A short while after the flight attendant comes by and offers the doctor a bottle of wine for stepping in and perhaps saving that woman’s life.
I found humor in this. A bottle of wine? In this land of opportunity – meaning let’s sue the pants off someone – they offer him a bottle of wine? There’s a motivational reward waiting for you!
How about a free ticket to Buffalo?
So much for making that connection. Good thing I have music and a book I commented to the woman next to me.
A doctor moved to the back of the plane. Within 10 minutes we were rapidly descending into Buffalo, NY. Ironically, I will be there Tuesday night. Taxiing at the speed of sound it was like a scene out of one of those Airport or Airplane movies of the 70′s and 80′s. Northwest Airlines Flight 259 now arriving Gate 8, Gate 9, Gate 10, Gate 23, 24, 25,26. RTO, that one was for you!!!!
The paramedics enter the aircraft. Spend about thirty seconds with the woman and walk her off.
We applaud the doctor.
A short while after the flight attendant comes by and offers the doctor a bottle of wine for stepping in and perhaps saving that woman’s life.
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I found humor in this. A bottle of wine? In this land of opportunity – meaning let’s sue the pants off someone – they offer him a bottle of wine? There’s a motivational reward waiting for you!
How about a free ticket to Buffalo?
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Unless of course you’re these two; then it has a whole new meaning………………
Have a great weekend; I’m in Nebraska; I’m the opening keynote speaker for the Nebraska Recreation and Park Association.
Guess what type of thinking I won’t be talking about? But we will be having fun.
You’ve heard it. I’ve heard it. I’m sick of hearing it. It’s a phrase that is so overused it means absolutely nothing anymore…………….
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Have a great weekend; I’m in Nebraska; I’m the opening keynote speaker for the Nebraska Recreation and Park Association.
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So yesterday the Federal Reserve bailed out AIG to the tune of $85 billion. Looks like Detroit is next in line to the tune of $45 billion (the number I heard on the news last evening).
Hey Federal Reserve, here is a fun idea……………….Do you realize you could bail out over 433,000 families instead of just a few corporations? As a motivational speaker for business 20000 Leagues Under the Sea movie and corporations, I like to encourage organizations to change their thinking. So today, I am calling on the Federal Reserve to wake up and spread the bailout in a manner that is fair and equitable.
Here is my idea………….
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Let’s assume the typical family has $300,000 in debt between mortgage, credit cards, car leases/loans and student debt. If you took that $130 billion and cleared the debt of those people you would have helped over 433,000 people. There would be fun and laughter in the streets.
Now for those of you looking at the humor in all this, please don’t; I think this could work; and you don’t see McCain or Obama
offering suggestions? Heck, $300,000 might even be on the high side. The Federal Reserve could probably bail out 600,000 or 700,000 families; even more fun and laughter. I could see block parties with music coming out of speakers on every corner.
This just seems like the right thing to do; after all once the bailout has occurred, in order to control costs, jobs are just going to go overseas anyway, right?
So if anyone reading this has a direct link to someone up the Food Chain at the Federal Reserve please send them this and tell them I have a fifteen minute keynote prepared just for them!
But in the meantime……………Hey Fed, I’m first in line for my bailout. Anyone want to be number 2? Feel free to hit the comments button below.
So yesterday the Federal Reserve bailed out AIG to the tune of $85 billion. Looks like Detroit is next in line to the tune of $45 billion (the number I heard on the news last evening).
Hey Federal Reserve, here is a fun idea……………….Do you realize you could bail out over 433,000 families instead of just a few corporations? As a motivational speaker for business and corporations, I like to encourage organizations to change their thinking. So today, I am calling on the Federal Reserve to wake up and spread the bailout in a manner that is fair and equitable.
Here is my idea………….
Let’s assume the typical family has $300,000 in debt between mortgage, credit cards, car leases/loans and student debt. If you took that $130 billion and cleared the debt of those people you would have helped over 433,000 people. There would be fun and laughter in the streets.
Now for those of you looking at the humor in all this, please don’t; I think this could work; and you don’t see McCain or Obama offering suggestions? Heck, $300,000 might even be on the high side. The Federal Reserve could probably bail out 600,000 or 700,000 families; even more fun and laughter. I could see block parties with music coming out of speakers on every corner.
This just seems like the right thing to do; after all once the bailout has occurred, in order to control costs, jobs are just going to go overseas anyway, right?
So if anyone reading this has a direct link to someone up the Food Chain at the Federal Reserve please send them this and tell them I have a fifteen minute keynote prepared just for them!
But in the meantime……………Hey Fed, I’m first in line for my bailout. Anyone want to be number 2? Feel free to hit the comments button below.
