I’m waiting for my soda at the McDonald’s drive thru. His phone rings.
Employee: “Dude, why you calling me at work? I gotta go.”
He hands me my soda.
Me: “Dude, why you picking up your phone at work?”
Listen, I get it. We’re all on our phones. At home. At work. On the john. In the car.
But this one crosses the line. Arby’s is across the street next time i need a soda.